rise of the machines

when a man realizes that his main goal on this earth is to inseminate as many women as possible.

Yo, that dawg experienced the "rise of the machines", he's fucking anything that moves.

by nycnice February 14, 2007

rise and grind

A variation of "rise and shine" but replacing shine as grind, as saying having to deal with the "daily grind".

Mike: "Yoooo... man that party was steezy last night, but we have a final exam today".

Nate: "Damn, well rise and grind".

by goodaypo11 November 13, 2010

Chocolate Riser

A co worker or friend that constantly makes shit up about themselves. The kind of shit you know he's lying about and he shows that he's lying, but will protest that it's truth.

Also known as a Cocoa Ascender.

Guy#1: Hey man you know i'm the grandson of an Apache chief?
Guy#2: Bull shit man, you're the whitest dude i know.
Guy#1: No bro, for real his name was Chief David.
Guy#2 Fuck you dude. You're such a chocolate riser.

by JayTeeEs March 2, 2012

Minions 2: The Rise of Gru

A Movie that sold 1 Minillion Tickets, Truly a Masterpiece

Morbius: WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM, IT OUR SALES HAS GONE DOWN 69420 MORBILLION TICKETS, MINIONS 2: THE RISE OF GRU HAS TOOK OVER THE WORLD, AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO BE OVERTAKEN BY JULY 32ND, 2022

by Williamthecoolboy July 9, 2022

rise up gamers

only true gamers can rise up

friend: rise up gamers "my non gamer friend rises" me: your not gamer you don't rise

by Fallen Angel2134 November 3, 2020

rise of nations

a roblox game where only usa china russia are important .and nobody gives a sh*t about africa

lets play rise of nations

by boobieslover404 March 18, 2020

Rise Of The Ogre

The greatest book made. It is an awesome book about an interview with the Gorillaz. Loads of awesome Gorillaz art is in there too, alot of rare shit too.

300+ Pages of sausy goodness.

Meh: Zomg i gots rise of the ogre yesterday when i came out in america!
miniman: Oh.. yeah.. good for you.. *Acts like he gives a shit*

by 2-D November 8, 2006