crown rewards card

yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.

clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*

by taekwondoangel1 June 21, 2009

no regard

A newly popular and universally applicable expletive for expressing one's outrage at the injudicious or uncivil behavior of one's peers

Ben: "I just rubbed mango skin all over Hope's face and gave her a rash!

Jake: "No regard! The contact dermatitis from allergens in mango peel is rather unpleasant!"

by wxyzach July 1, 2011

regardless

A word most often used by Mexicans

Mexican: I don't have a green card, regardless if i'm in america.

American: I don't understand?

by Regardless Mexican August 14, 2010

unconditional positive self regard

Unconditional positive self regard is a condition common among athletes, politicians, and celebrities in general where their high regard for themselves is unconditional, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.

by mossiears September 16, 2013

sony haters are retards

You know sony roolz, scumbagsl ike you make me want to hate Sony Roolz.

sony roolz:WTF U LIK XCOX ADN GAYXCUB?!?!? LOLOLOL!!!!11 ur stoopd faggetard.

Intelligent person: Wow, are oyu that much of a close-minded fanboy that you post all this stupid shit about other consoles?

sony roolz: I AM RITE ADN U RONG. U SUK DIK!!!!!!!1

Itelligent person: why am I wasting my time arguing with this piece of shit?

by Xenomorph May 23, 2004

Regard

Short for regardless.

No matter what

Despite the influences of the environment

Originated in Kent, WA

Credits to Jory Davis - Man Weekend 2008

Also see: Regardless of the circumstances

greg: aye boy wuh guh
mike: dunno dude, blunts and breezies?
greg: regard
mike: gard

by wachadbros January 20, 2010

The All American Rejected Retards

gay fag prep fuckers

see all american rejects,fag,fucker,prep,shit

Gay Fag 6th grader: Did you see the All American Rejects in concert last night? they r0x0rs!!
Wise person: You mean the All American Rejected Retards?

by Harry Potter April 10, 2005