When you’re in an online argument and someone only mentions a part of your argument that they can use against you to make it seem like you lost is a selective reader.
I was in an argument with someone Twitter who only used some parts of my texts to counter argue. What a selective reader!
by Memes do ur mom November 24, 2023
Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!
by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020
Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 03, 2024
Endless Reader is one of a kind game that Comprehensive collection of sight words to learn and play! Interactive puzzles bring the sight words to life! Sentence puzzles reinforce whole word recognition! The Endless monsters demonstrate word meaning and context!
by Menace Too June 05, 2022
Definition: The Reader
n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force.
1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends.
2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense.
Types of Reading:
- Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good
- Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you
- Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you
- Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget
Reading Rules:
- Don't start none, won't be none
- If you shoot, expect return fire
- Family gets the realest reads
- Truth hurts, but lies kill
- Read to protect, not to destroy
Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit
Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from:
1. Solo Struggle:
- Fighting against systematic barriers
- Building success with zero support
- Facing constant opposition
- Dealing with racism and doubters
- Converting isolation into motivation
2. Breakthrough Moments:
- Started from zero resources
- Built everything from ground up
- Turned rejections into fuel
n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force.
1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends.
2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense.
Types of Reading:
- Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good
- Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you
- Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you
- Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget
Reading Rules:
- Don't start none, won't be none
- If you shoot, expect return fire
- Family gets the realest reads
- Truth hurts, but lies kill
- Read to protect, not to destroy
Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit
Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from:
1. Solo Struggle:
- Fighting against systematic barriers
- Building success with zero support
- Facing constant opposition
- Dealing with racism and doubters
- Converting isolation into motivation
2. Breakthrough Moments:
- Started from zero resources
- Built everything from ground up
- Turned rejections into fuel
Example: "She tried to come for my outfit but I'm The Reader in this family - had to remind her about her whole life choices from 2019 to now."
Example: "Don't try to read me unless you're ready to get the full bibliography, honey!"
*The Reader has entered the chat*
"Oh, y'all been having secret family meetings about me?
*adjusts glasses*
Cousin Marcus, let's discuss how you're a 'crypto millionaire' but still borrowing gas money in the family group chat.
Auntie Patricia, you joining in too? Your relationship status changes faster than your wig collection, and that's facts.
Uncle Mike questioning my parenting? Three baby mamas all named Ashley might wanna focus on his own kids first.
Sister Sarah spreading rumors? Baby, I got screenshots from Thanksgiving when you was crying about your fifth failed business this year.
*closes book*
This was just the preview. Don't make me pull out them timestamps and receipts. Next time y'all wanna have a family meeting, remember - The Reader keeps files on everybody."
Levels of Reading:
1. Light Skim - Gentle warning
2. Quick Browse - Minor check
3. Full Chapter - Serious reality check
4. Whole Library - Nuclear destruction
Example: "Don't try to read me unless you're ready to get the full bibliography, honey!"
*The Reader has entered the chat*
"Oh, y'all been having secret family meetings about me?
*adjusts glasses*
Cousin Marcus, let's discuss how you're a 'crypto millionaire' but still borrowing gas money in the family group chat.
Auntie Patricia, you joining in too? Your relationship status changes faster than your wig collection, and that's facts.
Uncle Mike questioning my parenting? Three baby mamas all named Ashley might wanna focus on his own kids first.
Sister Sarah spreading rumors? Baby, I got screenshots from Thanksgiving when you was crying about your fifth failed business this year.
*closes book*
This was just the preview. Don't make me pull out them timestamps and receipts. Next time y'all wanna have a family meeting, remember - The Reader keeps files on everybody."
Levels of Reading:
1. Light Skim - Gentle warning
2. Quick Browse - Minor check
3. Full Chapter - Serious reality check
4. Whole Library - Nuclear destruction
by Boston Beast November 10, 2024
by reader#6666 April 24, 2022
by elisssss May 03, 2022