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C.R.A.F.T

C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.
by The-Twitching-Peanut January 12, 2006
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S

*ahem ahem*
So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaaaay *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.AAAAAA
It's like you're always stuck in second geeeeeear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your yeeeeeear, but
I'll be there for yoooooou
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for yoooooou
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for yoooooou
('Cause you're there for me toooooooooo)
aaaaaaand scene.
I watched some F.R.I.E.N.D.S last night
by CoochieStealer69 November 20, 2018
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f(r)iend

the true spelling of "friend". You cant trust anyone thats why you put the "r" in parenthesis. Just incase you need to take it out its spells "fiend" basically thats what you should do in life to not get fucked over.
Dave: Hey man you wanna hang out tonight?

Bob: Does this mean we are friends?

Dave: Uh, no it means your my f(r)iend. Just hanging out.

Bob: Ok, you are right. I will most likely you stab you in the back one day just because you have something or someone or anything that is better than what I have. Being the typical piece of shit that most people are I will one day get jealous of you over such a small thing and never talk to you again. I will haunt you and not leave you out of my life until what better things you have are mine. That's the way life is. Do not trust anyone.

Dave: You do not have to remind me.

*After 4 years Dave does the stupid thing and trusts Bob, Dave gets a girlfriend and introduced him to Bob. Bob does not have a girlfriend and is constantly calling Dave's girlfriend and hitting on her. Dave does not like this so he shuts Bob out of his life feeling stupid and a tool. Bob could not accept the fact that his friend has something better than him. This is a typical human being. No matter what Dave does Bob will not go away. Bob is now a fiend. Fuck people I hate them all. In the end Dave gets hurt and never looks at people the same, he does not even trust his soon-to-be-wife. All because of Bob, Dave's life has been turned around. Everyone he meets is now just a f(r)iend.
by fuck you I dont have any friends September 29, 2005
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F.R.

The best german rapper ever, only eminem could beat him in a freestyle battle.
Meine Texte sind komplex, deine sind komplexbeladen / Eure Textpassagen zeugen nur von Ego-Eskapaden
- F.R., FrRrRrRrRr, Wer bist du?
by frrrrrrr May 31, 2011
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F.R.O.

A non-violent crew started by two unknown hipsters on November 9,2004. The F.R.O. crew is dedicated to chilling and getting all the babes.
F.R.O can stand for two things:

1. FAGGOTRY RECTAL OWANGE
2. Friends reaching out
"Oh man did you see those guys from F.R.O. they have cool clothes"

"Whoa,the guys in F.R.O get all the chicks"
by Mysterious Founder #1 November 8, 2004
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f.r.o.g

Faithfully Relying On God!!!
by GOD May 13, 2005
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R.A.F.

A British play on abbreviation: The Royal Air Force (The air force in Britain). When shouted in a bar means "Rough As Fuck" as in:
(1) Oh my God - look at the state of those women - R.A.F.
(2) Watch out boys - the R.A.F. are here...
by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008
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