Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.
Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
by some_random_hanzenite September 18, 2019
by Jacob The Ripper May 27, 2021
When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.
by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018
When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.
by NathaniSan July 3, 2019
by Twizzy ya boi June 30, 2022
R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.
A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.
A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.
“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*
by weirdwushi March 14, 2019
A R&B singer who is talented but also very guilty of serious crimes towards women and people under-age.
Did you heard about R. Kelly? He has been sent to prison! Yes, I know he's talented. But also very guilty!
by KingPoker96 June 18, 2022