Quarantime

All this extra time I know you have while the world is on lock down.

"I know you got the quarantime to help me put away this laundry."

"Did you see all those hoe pics Karen just posted? She must have a lot of quarantime to be getting it!"

by princeasslea March 22, 2020

Quarantini

A quarantini is when a bunch of assholes break quarantine to have a cocktail party

Billy: Hey Jim me and the wife wanna have a quarantini, wanna come?
Jim: I don’t want the fucking coronavirus asshat.

by Not da dr. Hu April 17, 2020

Quarantine Bomb

Taking an Irish Car Bomb (Lunchbox in Ireland) to ease the boredom of literally everything getting cancelled due to Corona virus.

It's 5:00. Nothing better to do. Time for a quarantine bomb.

by Adambom42 March 28, 2020

quarantinee

Noun: A person who is isolating him/herself.
Someone who is in quaranita

I’m a married quarantinee which means i’m this close to stab my husband.

by Urbanee April 7, 2020

Quarantine Zombies

what the world will turn into if quarantine last any longer

OH NO QUARANTINE ZOMBIES!!!

by ProfessionalDr.PepperAddict April 7, 2020

Quarantine-clean

The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.

When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.

I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.

by Kmo7 April 12, 2020

Quarantine teen

A teenager who stays home to either gain weight or workout way to much and watch Netflix make tiktoks and stay in their bed thinking about how life used to be while shaving their head, dying their hair, or getting bangs. Or going mental from staying home with their Annoying siblings.

My daughter is a quarantine teen she has gone crazy.

by Renity May 15, 2020