qwertarded

The act of being keyboard-retarded

LuMpKiN: god i cant type
Nero: you're qwertarded
LuMpKiN: im just stating the truth
Nero: so am i

by phatalic July 22, 2009

quertyyouayeohpeeayesdeeesgeeatchjaykayelzeeexcveebeeenem

When you try to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm formally.

I typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm formally and it turned out like this: quertyyouayeohpeeayesdeeesgeeatchjaykayelzeeexcveebeeenem

by RGBW November 4, 2018

Feeling Qwerty

The act of engaging in local, or long distance, chat sex through various IM systems, Facebook, or other popular outlets.

Feeling qwerty after not having seen his girlfriend in two weeks, Ben decides to engage in some sexual talk with Jeni over Facebook.

by wildlobo71 September 6, 2011

Qwert

The act of cumming or the semen itself.

example 1.
Guy1. I'll hit you so hard you'll qwert your self!
guy2. Bring it on qwert monkey!
example 2.
Guy1. that dog's humping your leg
Guy2. Ughh, there's dog qwert on my leg!
Guy1. You fucking idiot

by JB* July 12, 2006

qwerty typo

A typo made because those letters are next to or close to each other on a qwerty keyboard.

OH MY GOF - a typical qwerty typo

by fannyballs October 25, 2010

QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad

The word no one will search. So i made my secret hideout here.

The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022

Qwert

To ejaculate. It is also the first 5 letters on the keybourd.

I'm so horny, I really need to Qwert!

by Happy_Cow October 23, 2011