pecan

Pronounced: pee-cay-yan

Definitions:

1: a smooth brown nut with an edible kernel similar to a walnut that is very popular among many cultures in the United States

2: A midget prostitute

Examples:

1: Aww shit man dem pecans were good I gotta buy another bag.

2: Those were some fine pecans last night.

by Treyshaun December 3, 2013

Pecanflict

State of prolonged conflict with just one nut

His nutty Pecanflict of "to be or not to be" personified the definition of insanity

by Kelly Madison June 28, 2010

Picante Pedro

The Mexican cousin of the Hot Carl. While the end results are the same, the ingredients of the two are quite different, and thus these relatives are not to be confused. While the Hot Carl may be composed of any and all food groups, the Picante Pedro is more selective. The only acceptable items are refried beans, tortillas, salsa, guacamole, and rice. It's hard to test the authenticity of one when you are covered in cellophane, so one must take the word of the giver.

Shit, man, all I've eaten in the past three days is Taco Bell. Audrey asked me for a Hot Carl, but I was cocked and loaded for a Picante Pedro. So I delivered, and she got so pissed when I told her it was a Picante P. I told her "Shit, woman. At least I didn't give you a tinted window like Ben suggested."

by David B. Cool October 20, 2004

Y picante

A smart individual.

Jodan is such a y picante!
Sam is not much of an y picante.

by Exirvity September 3, 2023

Under the pecan tree

Verb. Slang for cheating, usually between two people who are both married.

Brandon was under the pecan tree with Jennifer.

by girlsdontpoo October 22, 2020

gone pecans

a Southern term synonymous with "gone nuts", as in when somebody is doing something crazy, or saying something that doesn't make sense.

Ciza Sosay: So the people who picking pecans on the side of the road are they Gone Pecans??? I'm just saying I respect the hustle but are they Gone Pecans???? Somebody plz let me know.... LMAO..

Leanne: LOLS

by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011

Pyanghs Pyanghs

A gripe or complaint usually uttered by an adult when he or she has not gotten his or her way. The state of self-inflicted dissatisfaction with one's own life, commonly communicated to anyone with a willing ear.

Origin: The sound a southern infant cries when he or she is dissatisfied.

Chuck: Rihanna hasn't spoken to me since I accepted the marketing job in the Cayman Islands.

Judy: No worries, Rihanna has the Pyanghs Pyanghs because she's stuck living in her hometown.

by LPtheI January 7, 2011