Purfekt

the same word as "Perfect"
Purfektly means "Perfectly"

I got a purfekt score for math!

Geez, the game was purfektly awful!

by ReeGates December 15, 2009

Parfaits

The most delicious thing on the whole damn planet! And they have layers! Have you ever talked to someone and they were all like "yo you want some parfaits" and they were like "hell no i don't want no parfaits."

parfaits are delicious

Guy1: Wanna get some parfaits?
Guy2: YES

by DannyTrash November 3, 2016

Dirty parfait

The Dirty Parfait is when a male ejaculates into the mouth of a woman whose mouth is full of granola. The resulting mixture is then spit back into the males mouth to be eaten.

Sammy, ' ARRGG!!!!, It hurts sooo good!! ( busts a nut)

Megan, '(muffled sounds) *spits the dirty parfait into his mouth*

Sammy, ' Oh, God!! How i've been waiting for this!'

by Slamma_Jamma May 1, 2012

pura mierda

A phrase that contradicts the original 'pura vida' phrase used in Costa Rica. For those in the know, it provides a better representation of the true state of affairs for the country. Literal translation is 'pure sh*t'.

Mae, the river running into the ocean at Tamarindo is pura mierda.

by JMangMae July 2, 2008

strawberry parfait

When a male has sex with a female during her period

girl-baby strawberry parfait me!
guy-thats some strawberry pussy,hell no!

by oto February 20, 2008

pufage

the protrusion of pubic hair observed when one wears tight pants

That sophomore needs to shave that coochie, she's got major pufage.

by Skim October 16, 2003

parfait poopy cutter

aka thong; divides a rather large size poop into 2 thin strips.

ohh bro... she just started poopin on my carpet and i thought it was just 2 poops but because of the parfait poopy cutter it was 4...... terib layyyy

not another ruined rug! she pooped after the wedding in her dress and the parfait poopy cutter split her chocolate hot dog in two

by brometheusTHEsnazer August 19, 2010