psychic-clearing

psychic-clearing is the ability to 'clear' the mind of all false data so that only the information you want is in your mind.
The psychic ability to rid the mind of all illusions {lies told to one's self} and delusions {lies told you by others} so that one can think his own original thoughts.
The ability to 'accept' and 'reject' information into the psyche at will.
The MetaPsychics term for The Process of 'erasing' false information from the mind so that 'The Psi Mind'. or 'Super-Conscious Mind' can emerges once the psychic mind is cleared of false data.

By Psychic-clearing one can experience a 'bliss' state of mind.

by Parasmart May 18, 2015

psychic liar

A person who pretends to be a real psychic in a fair or show, gets caught lying and looking very stupid

This psychic show features a psychic liar
Are you psychic? No! Psychic liar!

by Billiam Beaver July 6, 2016

Psychicspy Matchmaker

When an individual with psychic ability deems the man interested in the woman insufficient and uses their ability to find a superior sexual partner, often to the dismay of the inferior suitor. There are some skeptics, but some psychics have an uncanny sense of sexual compatibility and utmost confidence in their matchmaking abilities. Although he tried his best the loser is rejected and can only watch while the victor, a man she has never met before takes her home for a vigorous night of lovemaking.

A psychicspy matchmaker is basically a glorified cock blocker that thinks he has to protect women from one man that he has decided to hate.

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

psychic protection

Psychic Protection is the art of using ones energy field to protect themselves and others. It is not limited to just people but can be used for items, places, and things.

I was feeling overwhelmed at the concert from all the energy going around, so i used my psychic protection to help me calm down.

by Wolfpack Healing December 15, 2018

Psychic STDs

The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.

Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.

by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019

psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.

Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.

by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019

Psychic

A person who carries many descriptions, but attracts $50 for a question.

I'm a psychic. $50 for a question. I love pork pies. Drew Carey finally has competition.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020