Prophet Muhammad

The best creation on Earth. The absolute epitome of what all people should strive to be.

Ahmed: F*ck!
Shu'aib: Brother do not swear, our Prophet Muhammad sallalahu alayhi wasalam did not like obscenity.
Ahmed:Astaghfirullah, may Allah subhana wata'ala forgive me.

by kwkassassin7 July 2, 2023

prophetcraft

1. the use of impersonation and forecasting devices by a propheteer to convince others to make a decision based on prediction

2. the combined mastery of impersonating the style or manner of a genuine prophet and the skill of predicting possible future events, and through this craft influence others to do something

Precogs can foresee the future but prophetcraft can produce followers.

by timlight July 20, 2009

ass prophet

the leader of all assholes!!

nyran is the king of all the ass prophets!

by sal February 3, 2004

Prophet Muhammad

An arabian leader, ruler, reformer and a legislatior among many other things. He is a social, political and religious figure. Very skilled at leadership and most historians, muslim or secular, agree his social reforms improved arabian society in comparison to its pre-islamic past.

Prophet Muhammad (Peace and blessings be upon him) said in his last sermon: "All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a White has no superiority over a Black nor a Black has any superiority over a White except by piety and good action."

by Wings1st May 15, 2023

Fortnite Prophet

There is only one fortnite prophet. This man is the most deadliest player of all. If you happen to come across him, run the other way, just give up and quit the match. However, this man is among us in the city of sauga so beware.

“Silentbang8 eliminated KraveChex” OMG it’s the fortnite prophet, run for your life.

by Fortnite Prophet March 2, 2018

the lost prophets

Another wrong name for the band "Lostprophets".

omg, i saw lyk the lost prophets on teevee today!11!

by N February 26, 2004

Crazed Prophet

An unstable individual that aspires to preach to its victims. Their are many Crazed Prophets that are seen today.

Sewer Prophets.
Phrophets of Tongues.
Prophets of doom.
Prophets of cheese and other various dairy products.

Victim: "Oh shit i think its a Crazed Prophet... OH SHIT GET OUT OF HERE"

Crazed Prophet of Tongues: "Eruagh! Blagar Blagar toom gap! Eck tu mananana!"

by Louis Green November 25, 2005