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Irish Promotion

The boss calls me into the office today for an Irish promotion and the next thing I know is I'm polishing port-a johns in August.
by Fucks-A-Lot November 7, 2011
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promospamming

The act of getting links, products, services, etc., mentioned in blogs, forums, etc., for the purpose of advertising, promotion and driving traffic to other sites / destinations.
Promospamming has caused yet another popular site to fill up with promotional posts designed to get free advertising for the promospammers.
by WordWizzy October 7, 2008
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Promotion-destruction

Where someone, or something promotes somewhere or something to the point where scum bags find out about it and destroy / ruin it.
Guy 1: dude, i'm thinking of moving to Indianapolis i've heard its a nice place.

Guy 2: where did you see that?

Guy 1: a news article

Guy 2: don't move there now. they are committing Promotion-destruction
by Mycreativename May 6, 2013
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Promosexual

A person who hits on cashiers or store employees to get a deal.
Male Promosexual: "Oh hey, your hair looks beautiful today, do you have any coupons I could use for this?"

Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"
by DangerFinger March 5, 2015
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promosting

A hood conjunction of the words "promoting" and "posting". Used to say one is advertising a product/service via social media posts.
"Bro, how many subscribers you got on YouTube?"

"Not much, but I be promosting my channel on Instagram, so it should be going up real soon."
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promotivate

The act of awarding someone a promotion to a position of greater responsibility because you think they have potential. This misguided belief asserts that they will achieve greater success if they are given the opportunity to lead. This practice almost universally ends in colossal failure.
Ronnie? Really? That guy has screwed up so many times that he is the poster boy for failure! I would never give him an ounce of responsibility.

Yeah, but I think if we promotivate him it will go a long way. As captain of the team, I really think he's going to mature into a fine role model, you'll see!
by Doug Dittly Doo August 27, 2018
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promoshan

Promoshan means putting someone in a higher position
Officer: Pay or promoshan?
Me: OBVIOUSLY PAY
by Mr. Rare February 15, 2019
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