Paige: That house is in a beautiful location but needs a lot of work inside.

Jillian: Ya, I think the owners are in the premodel stage, though they have been there for 8 years…

by the comand'r August 20, 2022

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The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."

by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014

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Self-Promote

When u gotta pimp out ur own shit cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. They all like NAH so u start sellin it on ya own.

"Dearest Mr. Pimp, while I appreciate your continued offer of services, I have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. I apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin."

by pimpwiggly 24/7 January 9, 2017

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Krishna Prosod

the 12th reincarnation of Lord Vishnu. He studied in NCFE and is in BMS now.

EX:
a: Is that Krishna Prosod?

b: Duh, Cant you tell by the fact that every chicks pussy in infinite radius has started overflowing!

by Krishna P October 9, 2018

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stupidest promotion ever

Urban dictionary's "buy a ____ mug for your guy trump"

"Hey, did you see urban dictionary promote trump in a really awkward and clunky way?"
"Yes, that was the stupidest fucking thing ever."
"Yeah... stupidest promotion ever, dude."

by Soniccarcrashsim February 16, 2023

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