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procakes

Very professional. The 'cakes' exaggerates on the pro-ness.
Guy: HOLY LOOK AT THE PROCAKES CB
Guy2: Wtf?
by 4NN137R4NN February 4, 2009
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rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.
Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.
by JackU May 1, 2009
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process

1. Do something, (or at least pretend to).

2. Method of doing something, (or at least pretending to).

3. To chop or mix ingredients as in a food processor.

4. To compute.
If this blasted computer doesn't stop pretending to process stuff and find some process for completing the process I assigned it, I'm going to put its processor into a blender and process it but good!
by Downstrike June 9, 2004
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Procasturbation

Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.
Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.
by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles August 9, 2012
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procass

noun.
1. a person who procastinates to a great extent yet still manages to do better on their problem sets and exams than anyone else in the class.

2. someone who procastinates and is an ass about it.
guy 1: i got a 95% on that exam and i only studied for five minutes before the test!
guy 2: fuck you man, i spent all week preparing for that test.
guy 1: maybe you should try being smarter, or at least less dumb.
guy 2: god you're such a procass.
by truffer hoffer December 28, 2005
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Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.
Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.
by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005
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prochoke

It's a weiner that's short and skinny and you choke on it..
Cody powell has a prochoke
by Hackenbruger June 25, 2016
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