A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
by fraj23 March 3, 2012
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"Yeah, I'm not too worried about this paper due tomorrow. Utilizing procrastimath, I figure I only need a 50 on it to get an 85 for the class, and I'm totally cool with that."
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It's the night before my biology exam, and all i'm doing is procatsinating :( I wish I wouldn't procatsinate so much, but they're so cute!
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Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.
Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.
I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.
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John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
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Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
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Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.
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