1. the act of putting things off for later
2. the act that 97.466% of all people are committing this very second
3. i'll tell you later...
4. .........
2. the act that 97.466% of all people are committing this very second
3. i'll tell you later...
4. .........
Fake Procrastinator) Hey, you should join the "procrastination" group on Facebook! I just did!
True Procrastinator) Maybe tomorrow...
True Procrastinator) Maybe tomorrow...
by herebutGONE January 3, 2010
Get the procrastination mug.1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
by Information Pete September 16, 2009
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Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone
I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.
by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011
Get the Procrastinashit mug.Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.
The eternal procrastination of constipation.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.
The eternal procrastination of constipation.
by Burgerboy March 6, 2007
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Get the Procrasterbation mug.Brett was laying in bed all day, not doing his project that was due in a day. He craved bubble tea so he decided to get some. After drinking some tea, he got out of bed and worked on the project, finishing it and handing it in.
Eddy: Did you get that project done?
Brett: Yeah, but only about 2 hours before the due date. I think I have procras-tea-nation.
Eddy: Did you get that project done?
Brett: Yeah, but only about 2 hours before the due date. I think I have procras-tea-nation.
by pizzacato November 14, 2020
Get the procras-tea-nation mug.A short way of saying "Central Processing Unit" (CPU). It is a computer term to define the hardware that allows you to run applications
"A computer will not run without a processor"
"Wow, I just upgraded my processor so I can run programs faster!"
"Wow, I just upgraded my processor so I can run programs faster!"
by Brian1313 March 28, 2008
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