sex prints

Any evidence remaining after a sexual encounter.

"After having sex last night, I threw out the condom, the wrapper, and washed the sheets to get rid of any sex prints.

by GaryMort October 20, 2013

Spore Print

When you lay in bed without any underwear on after not wiping your ass for a while.

Hey bro check my fresh spore print out!

by Scarparzone November 2, 2022

Law of Printers

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.

Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.

by deathgleaner July 29, 2010

license to print money

A sure-fire method guaranteed to make copious, innumerable amounts of revenue, usually through a product being sold or an event being offered.

The Nintendo DS and Nintendo 3DS sell so well, Nintendo treats it like a license to print money.

by Ixra February 14, 2013

printernet

The combination of the print and online world

With the advent of printernet you can read today's edition of your local newspaper in print form or online.

by Chicago Buckeye March 20, 2006

Priotitty

The unexplained nipple erection only occurring on one side.

Wow! I almost poked my eye out on that priotitty.

by Mickus July 26, 2011

Pripyat

The ghost city near the exploded reactor four of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant.

Pripyat had a population of nearly 50,000 people before the explosion at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. Now it has no residents.

by AlphaReign December 20, 2010