piercing

a precisely placed hole in the human body put their by someone who has hopefully trained a long time. Often owned by whiney,ungrateful people who aren't going to look after it and wouldn't dream of tipping their piercer though they'll happily tip a bartender for cracking the lid off a Budweiser.

Wow, that piercing didn't hurt a bit, well bye.

by Painless Phil August 10, 2004

dick piercing

when a male gets his penis pierced

Man! Did you see Joe got a dick piercing!

by GreenEyezRHott May 4, 2008

piecing the parakeet

to shove a well sized parakeet up your anal hole while eating reeses pieces. this is mostly used during raving time.

i was piecing the parakeet with John last night.

by Kacissa September 26, 2008

bitch pressing

Like bench pressing, except pushing one or more women up instead of weights.

Mike - "Wanna hit the gym later?"
Dan - "Nah. When I get home I'll be bitch pressing my girlfriend."
Mike - "Niiiiice."

by Corbin Zane T. September 24, 2009

Priusing

When something that is simple or fairly straightforward goes terribly wrong

I am trying to watch this video online but it keeps buffering because the internet is priusing.

by trami89 February 25, 2017

pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023

drip pricing

Seeing a headline price advertised at the beginning of an online purchase but when you progress to the payment phase, finding that additional fees and charges have been added.

Jetstarred Ryanair rottenair Scam ConAir groupon all practice drip pricing.

the government is on to it (remove spaces): www . accc . gov. au / media-release / accc-2014-compliance-and-enforcement-policy-promises-action-on-drip-pricing

by polony February 25, 2014