pump n pray

A form of birth control in which a no condom or contraception is being used, and the dude simply raw dogs, finishes inside and prays he doesn't get the girl pregnant (or an std).
Girl: "I'm not on birth control, do you have a condom?"

Guy: "I'll just pump n pray, baby, no one uses condoms anymore."
by Archer86 January 19, 2014
Get the pump n pray mug.

push 'n pray

Last resort strategy when constipated and four cups of Peet's coffee and half a dozen bran muffins just don't do the trick.
Oh man, I have such a logjam. Nothing's working. Guess I'll just have to push 'n pray.
by flyingdog May 13, 2008
Get the push 'n pray mug.

pray for a plane crash

Used to describe a situation of no hope, a hail Mary or act of God is needed. Often used for sports, when you hope the other team doesn't show up.
The Steelers are coming to town to play the Bengals this weekend, do you think Cincinnati can win?

The Bengals quarterback is out and our coach has no game plan, pray for a plane crash.
by Mastersacks July 11, 2017
Get the pray for a plane crash mug.

Pray the Gun Away

The false concept purported by Mike Huckabee and the American Religious Right that claims that somehow allowing prayer in public schools will some how magically reduce gun violence in schools.
The Religious Right tried to Pray the Gun Away, but sadly gun violence at school continued unabated .
by Libertatis January 27, 2015
Get the Pray the Gun Away mug.

pray to the porcelain god

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.
Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.
by bisque October 25, 2010
Get the pray to the porcelain god mug.

Pull Out And Pray

"Father forgive me for I have sinned........"
by Jtron 3000 October 04, 2003
Get the Pull Out And Pray mug.