position impossible

whilst a female and a male are having sex (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his butt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males anus then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.

lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible

by Mumah Dahad May 2, 2007

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The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.

"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"

"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

by the gushe May 20, 2021

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Posiden powder

The secret ingredient in crabby paddies. Is also another word for cocaine.

Yo i just got some posiden powder for super cheap!

by Alpacasarecute December 4, 2018

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pole position

The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.

(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!

(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.

by Jimmny Crickett November 6, 2006

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