Poseidon Powder

the secret formula to the krabby patty in Sponge Bob which is cocaine.

The secret formula in the Krabby Patty is Poseidon Powder

by dgfdgdgsdgttttttt December 22, 2021

Poseidon’s revenge

When you shit and the toilet water bounces back

Oh my god, i just had a Poseidon’s revenge

by toddyschmeckles November 24, 2024

Poseidon’s Trident

A depraved sex act in which you double fist someone and simultaneously insert your penis.

See that guy over there? He got Poseidon’s Trident last night

by Georgianexpat July 21, 2024

Poseidon's Rage

When you're balls are given a free cleaning during a courtesy flush.

Took a massive shit and got hit by Poseidon's Rage.

by Piggyx00 December 12, 2019

Poseidon Studios

An awesome YouTuber who is very likeable and nice as well as an awesome dude all the time

Guy 1: Have you talked to Poseidon Studios?

Guy 2: Yes, I have, he is very chill

by Poseidon Studios September 23, 2022

Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

Poseidon's Crown

When one licks the anus of another individual in a large body of water, whilst that individual is crowning.

We were in Lake St. Clair when she gave me the good ol' Poseidon's Crown!

by The man down under March 19, 2019