poochie

A Persian hoochie.

Why does that Persian have blond hair?
It's a dye job. What a fuckin' poochie.

by Houman March 17, 2005

The Poochies

The poochies are the 6 coolest girls who run Brentwood School. Led by Princess Pooch, the queen bee himself. You can expect them to go the hardest in any situation. Their legend will live on forever along with that of the class of '10.

1: Whose throwing the party tonight?
2: I mean obviously the poochies are!

1: Dude I don't want to go to the party tonight.
2: Well the poochies are going to be there
1: Ok, Ill be there in 5.

by downfordimsum2 November 28, 2009

porche

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

by sean February 27, 2005

Poochie Face

A face made by having another person squash your face - forehead to chin.

"Hey bro, nice poochie face."

by Renee B Winters November 20, 2012

Poochie Gown

A type of apron used to remain clean during sexual interactions involving poop.

She got on a Poochie Gown, ready to get piped down

by M33T January 20, 2022

Poochie

A poochie is a group of koala bears

Oh my god ! There is a poochie in the trees!

by Yahtzeeeee February 15, 2017

Front porched

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.

Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.

by Gmillsman May 22, 2017