dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.

As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

by nurseblade September 26, 2006

Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010

Poontang

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander.

Get that penis out of my poontang

by anonymousmothafudgerrr August 6, 2009

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005

varmint poontang

the female organ of a rodent

I cant believe you perfer varmint poontang over the REAL DEAL!!!

by william murray June 17, 2008

poontang

yummy goodness located in a woman's vulva

there's only one thing in this world that i would die for. and that my friend, is poontang

by stan April 12, 2006

Poontangle

Female pubic hair.

I'll bet that European chick has a massive poontangle.

by Mr_Snobes November 29, 2011