Productivitities

When man (or woman) gets shit done in order to see (or at least increase chance of seeing) breasts.

Knowing there was going to be babes at the after-work social, productivitities was through the roof in order to finish in time.

by Brad Borehole May 12, 2011

productivity fog

Fine particles of productivity suspended in the lower atmosphere. Arrises from the diligent application of labour upon larger macro-units of productivity. Differs from smog in being more upbeat and inspirational as well as less of a Debbie Downer.

Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.

by CrinosRome October 21, 2013

Pornductive

Pornductivity Noun
Unpornductivity Noun - Antonym
Pornductive Adjective
Unpornductive Adjective - Antonym

1. The act of (not) being productive at work because of watching porn while we are supposed to be working.

– I don't have too much work this afternoon. I think it's going to be a very pornductive afternoon!
– The boss is not having much work as usual. He hasn't taken his eyes off the screen, so he must be having a very pornductive day.

by Morrissex February 29, 2016

Pornductive

Pornductivity Noun
Unpornductivity Noun - Antonym
Pornductive Adjective
Unpornductive Adjective - Antonym

1. The act of (not) being productive at work because of watching porn while we are supposed to be working.

– I don't have too much work this afternoon. I think it's going to be a very pornductive afternoon!
– The boss is not having much work as usual. He hasn't taken his eyes off the screen, so he must be having a very pornductive day.

by Morrissex February 29, 2016

prouductive

prouductive : a feeling of being proud that someone is prouductive

I feel so prouductive today that I finished all my homework in less than 2 hours

by chungus chungus chungus February 1, 2019

Productivilicious

To be exceptionally productive whilst also feeling exotic

Ellie: I was feeling very productivilicious today, rah is that me yh, banging

by Dave 2D December 8, 2020

profuctive

maybe a typo of "productive"
but could also be a shortened version of "productive as fuck"

I just made 140 cookies. I'd say I was pretty profuctive today.

by open the "gates" December 18, 2022