Polterghast syndrome

The phenomenon by which someone believes that the Geometry Dash level that they are jumping to is the best level in the game

Person 1: Your hardest is Bloodbath and you have 300k attempts on Tartarus, how do you even like that level

Person 2: it's the best level wdym

Person 1: you have polterghast syndrome

by this^^^^^^^^star_strucksta July 26, 2022

poltergasm

to get got by the spring duck with the french onion soup whomwhat does not know the importance of a good shag

bro got poltergasmed

by browhat? December 7, 2022

Coon Poler

A white person who prefers to sleep with women of african descent, especially those that represent the cultural stereotype associated with them.

Hey man , wanna hit some beach bars with us tonight?

I will but my roomate is hitting up the hood club, he is a freaking coon poler.

by Keisha Lemanjelo November 26, 2011

Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy

What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.

by Flynnard January 14, 2016

eye pilfer

The act of blatently scanning the surroundings for loot or booty while maintaining conversation.

Damn, u better watch Kritty. She is eye pilfering the fuck out yo things....And your man

by AristoTrap April 3, 2017

Party Poofer

A person who gets your hopes up by saying yes or agreeing to attend an event, party, gathering, meet-up or get together, but then lets you down by bitching-up and backing-up on his/her word on the last minute. It's a technique commonly used to make the invitee feel important to the inviter, like a celebrity you can't touch or you can't see cause he's/she's a VIP. This becomes a habit of disappointment that you can always expect, that you get tired of inviting the person and then he/she complains of being left-out on awesome parties.

A: Dude, where the hell is Mike?
B: Man, nevermind him, he's a Party poofer. You know he just wants to feel important. Let him freeze wherever.
A: Yeah, he's probably at home surfing on some porn and masturbating.

by CommandereON May 2, 2018

pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003