Platonic Cheating

Emotionally cheating on someone that you are not in a romantic relationship with by talking to someone else instead of them. But can also be done towards someone that you have some sort of relationship with.

- The talking isn't necessarily meaningful or deep it can also be any form of small-talk.
- The person you are "cheating" on can vary from a classmate to a family member, the "cheating" can be done with any person varying from someone you just met to someone you have known for years.

1)
Natalie: Jacob Platoniclly Cheated on me with Alex last night.
Liz: What a Platonic Cheater!

2)
Sasha: I can't believe you talked to that old man at the coffee shop when I asked you what you did last night!
Eren: I don't count that as Platonic Cheating he just asked me what time is it.

by Ori & Zohar April 7, 2022

platonicism

The theory or belief in non-physical desire for another person.

What might be your level of platonicism right now?

by Tim Zappe May 23, 2006

Platonic Sex

The act of having sexual intercourse over time with someone that is also just a friend.

J.D. : "If you hadn't said platonic sex I would have thought that they were platonic friends and that's it."

by HardShellBurrito May 16, 2021

Platonic Lesbian Love

A deep, deep love for your best girly friend, that, although appearing overtly sexual to outsiders, is fact completely innocuous.

Can be abbreviated to PLL.

<3

1) I Platonic Lesbian Love you

2) Emma and Alex are Platonic Lesbian Lovers

3) Every year, Emma and Alex celebrate PLL Day

by Schmalex December 26, 2008

Platonic Blowjob

An act of fellatio given as a non-sexual reward for accomplishing a difficult task. The reason for fellatio rather than a material reward stems from the absolute truth that fellatio is awesome. It is generally reserved for monumental feats of accomplishment - ex. landing a major client account in record time, where the potential client was leaning away from ones firm.

This blowjob is non-sexual. No attraction need (or should) exist between the giver and receiver. Receipt or gift of a PBJ is not considered homosexual if given between males, but ONLY if the PBJ is given for a legitimately monumental achievement.

Jerry: I landed the VCorp account overnight - and they were even thinking of going with the other guys!
Rob: Jerry, that's amazing. We've had sales team after sales team tell us that account was impossible! And I just assigned it to you three days ago! Tell you what, meet me in my office. You've earned a Platonic Blowjob!

Alice: Tim, I can't believe you were able to complete the entire backup automation in two hours. It even tags changes and encrypts everything! Tomorrow morning, I'll see you in your cube for a PBJ.

by ffoodd October 13, 2009

platonic

basically, the type of relationship that many men and women can never have together. this however does not stop many from trying.

in every "platonic" relationship, sexual tension is very high.

by squirrelgirl September 5, 2005

platonic energy

Used to describe a lack of romantic chemistry. Term most often used by new age or granola types.

After their date, the yoga instructor told Sandy that he felt they had good platonic energy, but that he did not feel a romantic connection.

by Lotusflower February 16, 2007