Plastic Whore

(pl-ass tic-hor)

A female who is obsessed with putting on a lot of makeup to the point that it just makes her face look like plastic. She can be the hottest thing you ever lay eyes on with all that make-up or she could look like Mimi off of The Drew Carey Show. Any female who feels so insecure about themselves to try to be perfect by the use of make-up, surgery, and hair cuts every two weeks. No one really knows what a plastic whore looks like underneath. But if she looks great and you don't mind it, then whatever floats your boat.

Example # 1...
Dude#1: Dayum! That bitch is fine as hell!
Dude#2: Looks like a plastic whore to me.
Dude#1: As long as that make-up don't get smeared off, idc.
Dude#2: Whatever floats your boat.

Example # 2...
"Brittany Spears is such a plastic whore."

by Brock Wright July 23, 2008

plasmic

Invented in the cartoon "Zits" by the main character, it means "cool" or "awesome" with a laid back feel.

Steve: How was last night with Katy?
Bob: Plasmic

by HK-44z June 4, 2005

Knock on Car Plastic

This is a term used in the place of the superstitious phrase "knock on wood" when one is traveling in a motor vehicle and no wood is around. One instead "knocks on car plastic" to affirm the superstition.

Oh I hope I don't die tomorrow *knock on car plastic*

by Rellik Uzi September 9, 2010

a fish in a plastic bag

Doomed, with no possibility of surviving.

Under the knee of the police officer, the suspect was likened to a fish in a plastic bag. It was over.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

plastic icing on the cake

when catholic high schools try to seem like they're cool by trying to say "we're hip, we're cool."

You see, what Catholic high schools like to do with their rallies and masses is have this plastic icing on the cake. Me personally, would rather just have the cake without any bloody icing, so that we got some more time to play some Mario Kart 64.

by El_Scorcho September 12, 2003

Plastic Brilliance

Toy for the select, everlasting batteries, light relief, hits the spot. No real men required.

Why Jackie, I divn't kna whey good satisfaction could be like, was now I have found me plastic brilliance.

by Maladoni April 1, 2006

planking

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."

by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011