Plascowned

The act of getting owned by the Plasco Trak Tardy Tracking system. This system has you scan an ID which prints out a late pass. This eliminates a teacher from having to write you a pass to class.

There is a great dispute between whether this makes you more or less late to said class.

"This sucks" - Friend 1

"What's up?" -Friend 2

"I just got Plascowned. Look at my ticket" -Friend 1

"Damn dude, I got Plascowned just last week for being 2 seconds late to class" -Friend 2

by Digiorno's Pizzeria February 27, 2011

plaas

An Afrikaans word used by South African students to encourage one another.

This word is often used to lift one's spirits and stay positive during tough times.
However, you do not say this word often as it can easily lose its meaning when overused.

In Afrikaans, this word has various meanings such as :
- "Alles maak net sin daar"
- "Onthou die tee"
- "Onderbroek Halfuur"
- "Swartkat"
- "Baie baie drank"

Literal Translation:
-"Don't worry you will be okay"
-"Have a cigarette, and relax"
-"If it's hot you can take off your shirt but no more than that."
-"Just don't"
-"That shit is just evil"
-"We are going to drink responsibly"

"Bra, ek wil Plaas toe gaan"
"Want alles maak sin daar?"

"Ag fok chris het weer die tee gekry op die Plaas"

"Jack, ek is alweer fokken dronk op die Plaas"

"Hoekom is daar 2 stoele in die donker op die grasperk?"

by PieterKoeldrankKuierKreeeeger November 10, 2019

swapping places with the panda

Havin Sex

I don't mind swapping places with the panda

by Giangium September 14, 2009

Hard Plans

A plan in (involves a handshake) which you and your friends take on a journey together and promise to abide by the terms and conditions of hard planning. "Hard Plans" will stick with you forever and ever, through thick and thin, through life and death and will stay with you till the day you die.

The only way to reverse "Hard Plans" is to say the phrase "Snalp Drah" and complete the reverse handshake.

Person 1: let's get our ears pierced!
Person 2: hell yeah! (starts to walk away)
Person 1: wait no let's make... hard plans

*does handshake*

by Keira&rubes June 13, 2018

Defined-contribution plans

Defined-contribution (DC) retirement plans allow employees to invest pre-tax dollars in the capital markets where they can grow tax-deferred until retirement.

Simpler Explained: A defined contribution plan is a common workplace retirement plan in which an employee contributes money and the employer typically makes a matching contribution

Essentially, they are retirement plans that companies may offer as a benefit in which you, your employer or both make contributions on a regular basis.

The most common examples of defined-contribution plans are the 401(k) and the 403(b).

by tufs October 6, 2021

Plaened

Falling victim to an impostor who creates an account similar to yours in order to sully your reputation.

WTF! Someone has created a duplicate account with my name and picture that claims that I'm gay!

Friend: Dude you got PLAENED

by PLAENS April 9, 2009

two planes weren't enough

When americans' stupidity goes too far you can use this phrase to emphasize that a trend or topic created by americans should not exist and would not exist had more than 2 planes had been crashed on united states at the terrorist attack on 9/11

This meme is cancer, two planes weren't enough.

by Xx_AmericaN_DestroyeR_xX September 11, 2017