mega pint

The amount of wine Johnny Depp allegedly drank during one evening. (John Depp v. Amber Heard trial)

Lawyer Rottenborn: "You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
Johnny: "A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary."

by Depp fan April 25, 2022

Mega Pint

A very large glass of Red Wine. Commonly known to be Johnny Depp’s method of measuring his drinks.

You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine.

by JKJ22 April 25, 2022

quiet pint

The act of going to a bar after work or an event where the goal is to only have a couple relaxing beers and then head home early.

Alternatively used for have a very low key, chill evening at the local watering hole.

"Adam, I want to grab a beer but I am not looking to go crazy tonight. How about a Quiet Pint at the Biergarten?"
"Sure Pat, sounds like a plan."

by patrickrl August 19, 2018

Find The Pint

Find The Pint A game playable in any bar resturant which has alchol. Two or more players needed. One person has a pint glass and during a shift can fill the pint up with any liquids they wish leading up to at the end of the shift where if the other player had failed to find where the pint of mystery liquids is the player putting the liquids may spit into the pint. The "finder" player has to try during the shift to find the pint as the sooner they find it the less liquids and no spit in the pint.

Lets play a wee game of Find The Pint

by YellowSnowRecord's March 21, 2007

half pint

a naturaly small person

hey half pint

by nicky t June 24, 2003

2 Pint Warrior

A British stereotype that works on a building site and spends all his earnings at the local pub. After 2 pints he will fight innocent civilians as an attempt to attract a female mating partner. If successful he will then father a child, occupy a council house and claim benefits.

"look at that 2 pint warrior fighting on the dance floor"

by bellchug July 31, 2007

Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".

"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004