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Pinochet Woodchipper

A Pinochet Woodchipper is an advanced helicopter manoeuvre that involves flying upside down and throwing commies out of the door so they fall through the main rotor blades.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see that commie get shredded by that helicopter's blades?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that's a classic Pinochet Woodchipper"
by Souper Rare August 4, 2021
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Pinocchio Complex

Question made to confuse, or befuddle someone. Can lead to universal implosion, or exploding of one's head.
If Pinocchio says, "My nose will grow now." What happens?

A great Cretan once said; "All Cretans are lyers." Is he lying or telling the truth?


These are examples of the Pinocchio Complex.
by TEYZO April 15, 2009
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pull a Pinochet

(also pulling or pulled)
Executing or removing a huge block of people just because one feels like it, or some equally minuscule reason. Named after Augusto Pinochet, Chilean dictator famous for his mass "removal" of thousands of rebels.

It can also mean following in the steps of the Chilean dictator, but that tense is less likely.
Dude, my coach had fifty extra guys on the bench right, and he decided to pull a Pinochet and send them all home. It was crazy, they were like, what?
by dandenmark January 21, 2007
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pinochio

The method by which the male's orgasm is increased in intensity by his partner's "faking" or lying about their orgasm during intercourse. First described by Walt Disney back in the early 1900's.
Man I had a great Pinochio last night. She kept screaming louder and louder to make it better for me, but I knew it was fake because she was reading Cosmo while we did it.
by Skanky McStank March 28, 2007
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pintochin

Like your average pinto with a dash of chin? It's the perfect amount of actors Chris "Fine" Pine (Blind Dating), Zachary Quinto (Heroes), and Anton Yelchin (Charlie Bartlet). All three of which star in the 2009 Star Trek movie.This threesome of epic proportions brings bromance to a whole new, slightly twisted, level.
wow, i'm so bored... maybe i'll go find some pintochin to put some spice into my life.
by Zach-attack meets Pine-hole October 10, 2009
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Pinocchio Turds

When shit gets real.

Pinocchio was "fake" (a puppet) but became a real boy.
by 3b0nk4 March 30, 2011
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Pinocchiophobia

The fear of lying puppets
I suffer from Pinocchiophobia. Is it my imagination, or are Phineas T. Bluster and Flub-a-Dub up to their old tricks?
by nebzil December 14, 2012
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