Penitocracy

Ruled by those who have penises.

I'm tired of working for a company that's ruled by a penitocracy.

by Frustrated Female Employee July 15, 2011

Pinto

In South East Asia this is slang for foreigners with an enormous penis.

In Thailand, prostitutes warn each other

“Don’t do anal with that guy, he is a PINTO.”

In referring to adult porn actors, instead of saying he is hung like a horse, they say he is a PINTO.

by Las Vegas hoodlum August 28, 2019

Ford Pinto

1) A beautiful car made by Ford in the years between 1970-1980 that would explode if you rearended it
2) a metaphor for anal

I met this new girl and we might take a

ride in the Ford Pinto soon

by Amxela December 25, 2015

pintoos

A short way of meaning drinking a small quantity.
When you mean you want to go for an alcoholic beverage of your choice(pint), but only a couple (two/toos)

"Comin for a drink Dave?"
"Yes, but only pintoos"

or

"Who's up for pintoos?"

by nukedbug April 21, 2006

pipitongo

Homosexual:Boy and/or Man

Did you see those pipitongos making out?

by Sonia Medina February 11, 2007

Pintocorn

Unicorn with 5 horns. Coined by famous young comedian Bo Burnham in the opening of his Comedy special "What." before he mercilessly shoots it to death with an invisible pistol. Great special.

The Pintocorn then said, "Hi Bo."

Pintocorns are the ultimate Unicorn.

by Captain Jack Mehoff January 2, 2014

Pinstorm

Starting with one pin on pinterest and then getting distracted by all the other pins thus causing a pinstorm!

I got on pinterest to find a good dinner recipient and got caught in a pinstorm and have been pinning for hours.

by shannarox September 30, 2014