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Pablo Picasso

While having sex, stick a large paintbrush in your partners butt. Then proceed to paint a taco on their face.
Me: I'm totally going to get some, but I don't know if I should bring a paintbrush.
Friend: Why would you bring a paintbrush?
Me: Because she might want a Pablo Picasso.
by Dr. Evan "Bitches" McLovin August 27, 2007
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picasso boobs

The result of a picasso bra or botched cosmetic surgery.
That bra gives her picasso boobs!
by x_Jasper February 5, 2008
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Picasso

To Ejaculate (Skeet, cum) on someones face (preferances aside) therfore making a masterpeice on the face(canvas)
Person1: Hey nick did you fuck sara last night at the party?
Person2: Yeah dude i gave her a Picasso
Person1: Must have been a "masterpiece"
both: Laughing
by nick porteous December 9, 2008
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Picasso

The Picasso is a sex position for those who are creative, A Picasso occurs when a guy fucks a girl in the ass ( or two guys) and pulls out his shit covered dick and proceeds to smear the shit all over the girls face.
dude 1: dude you will never guess what i did to veronica!

dude 2: what man

dude 1: i gave her a Picasso!!!

dude 2: thats so disgusting but awesome !
by Kast Kidd December 8, 2009
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PICASSO

When your friend catches you off guard bent over spreading his asshole and yells "Look ma ! A Picasso!!"
Rob peeked around the corner and realized Brian wasn't paying attention so he quickly pulled his pants down spread his asshole and yelled "Look ma ! A Picasso! " And ran off.
by largenincharge2 November 4, 2018
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Picasso's Napkin

Legend has it that Pablo Picasso produced a sketch on a napkin in thirty-seconds and then demanded one-million dollars for it. Ludicrously high prices have been paid for real-world napkin doodles simply because a celebrity produced it.

So, a Picasso's Napkin is when something of little inherent worth or value, that took little time, effort, or talent to make, and that most likely could be made by just about anyone, is produced, and yet is over-esteemed as a great work of art or over-valued at a high price simply because of a name attached to the work or the name of a person who produced it.
That Red Solo Cup song by Toby Keith is such a Picasso's Napkin, any drunken frat guy could have made it and posted it to You Tube and no one would have noticed, but TOBY KEITH acting like a drunken frat guy, ahhhh, now that's brilliant!
by Gill Malankhoney (7) May 22, 2012
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new gen picasso

autistic artist matthew "new gen picasso" king
person 1: did you see new gen picasso's art?

person 2: yeah its great!
by wantex December 15, 2020
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