2 definitions by Dr. Evan "Bitches" McLovin

zerk

To Suck the fart out of someone's asshole

Suzie had a big one comin, so I zerked her

by Dr. Evan "Bitches" McLovin August 22, 2007

Pablo Picasso

While having sex, stick a large paintbrush in your partners butt. Then proceed to paint a taco on their face.

Me: I'm totally going to get some, but I don't know if I should bring a paintbrush.
Friend: Why would you bring a paintbrush?
Me: Because she might want a Pablo Picasso.

by Dr. Evan "Bitches" McLovin August 22, 2007