Aggressive Petting

The act of pleasuring one's self or another, by the use of hands. Similar to jacking off or fingering....only petting.

Benjamin took Jodie out to eat, bought her a couple glasses of wine, and then went home with her for some aggressive petting...one lucky ass dude.

by Stevie Y September 5, 2005

Petting the fence

During Wii Sports tennis you stand at the fenceline and swing rapidly.

Kylie, quit petting the fence and hit a ball.

by omg zombie tits December 25, 2008

Petting the Cat

Masturbating

Trey didn't get any last night so I caught him Petting the Cat in the bathroom.

by PolaJack May 24, 2011

the panamanian petting zoo

“When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. “ (Can be combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar.)

Hunny can I the Panamanian Petting Zoo You tonight

by Squid1028 November 2, 2017

Prexting

Similar to prank calling, prexting is prank texting someone.

Person 1: "Hey, how is your roommate situation going?"

Person 2: "Not well. My roommate was prexting me last night at 3:00 am!"

by ElPasoAg October 6, 2010

Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.

by danasp_42 October 6, 2018

Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

by Jabels225 December 18, 2011