penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003

penilemouthimplant

the act of getting a penis rammed down your throat.

blowjob, head, cock sucking, play the skin flute,

by Tasha January 13, 2004

penilized

penilized means to be 'screwed' or 'fucked' whether you liked it or not

Why should this group get away with the same things other groups were penilized for?

by word warlock October 2, 2010

Penile region

The area around your dick

Harry: My penile region is really hairy

Sharlene: Well you should shave it bitch

by Dididufjdjdidjsjciajsivuehcish May 3, 2017

Pecile

A man who gets turned on easily

"Im so pecile i got turned on by seeing a gorilla"
"Stop being so pecile"

by obamalizardman December 30, 2018

thunder pavillion

An outhouse; an outside no-running-water toilet in a small shed. True "Thunder Pavillions" are located at a cottage and situated out in the woods. Being a little "rough" and "ramshackle" helps. The door doesn't always close all the way. There also isn't necessarily a seat: a simple hole in a piece of plywood is often all there is. Common items found inside a Thunder Pavillion include cobwebs, a tin of ashes or lime, dust, 1-ply toilet paper, an old empty stubby beer bottle, and a stick. Normally used only in "desperate" situations, it can be a place of mystery, intrigue, and fear. Women traditionally do not use thunder pavillions; however they will if no other options exist. A moon cut into the door is a common marking. The thunder pavillion's natural habitat is in northern Ontario, Canada, but can be found worldwide nowadays.

After eating all of that chili, I had a turtlehead couldn't wait for Dave to get out of the bathroom, so I had to use the thunder pavillion. I also found out what that stick is used for...

by Woodenhead May 11, 2006

penile instrument

Once a penis becomes erect it is then a sexual instrument;boner

She was laying there waiting for my dogger to become a penile instrument so I could shank her.

by bastubes December 11, 2007