timothee privilege

it's when you're timothee chalamet and people are nice to you because of it but you don't realize it because you're unable to perceive your existence from a pov other than timothee chalamet

Wow, that lady was so nice to me! She gave me a free taco

Do you know why?
What do you mean?
It's because you have timothee privilege

by toastchalamet October 11, 2020

Woke Privilege

A state of amplified self righteousness, achieved though an unconscious desire to identify with oppressed cultural groups, that justifies snap public judgments of strangers based upon the superficial content of their everyday speech.

Eben had always been somewhat tactless, but getting an A in his women's literature course enabled the full realization of his woke privilege.

by Flipflop Mojo February 26, 2021

slit privilege

One who has a well proportioned sized vaginal slit whereby all female hygienic products fit them to perfection.

I love that I have my slit privilege because nothing ever leaks past my tampon.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

Nut privilege

The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.

Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.

by professor_of_sociology November 2, 2023

You have lost your foreskin privilege

Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor

guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"

by Boiling hot semen October 9, 2020

girlfriend privilege

A privilege a girl or woman attains by committing to a formal relationship with another person. Similiarly, there are boyfriend privileges.

Example 1:

Anna: Can you drive me to the airport this Tuseday? I have a meeting in New York.

Joe: Sorry, my project is due Wednesday. I know we're having sex but putting you ahead of that is a girlfriend privilege.

Example 2:

Joe: Pardon my pushingness, but would you like to engage in a sexual act in the very perimiters of this sanitary facility?

Anna: Sorry, that's a boyfriend privilege

by JonahB December 6, 2011

Male privilege

Doesn't exist in the west. Female privilege however deffinatly does.

Feminist: male privilege
Man: no
Feminist: that's sexism
*Man gets fired from current job*

by anonymous April 2, 2021