Persephone

Absolutely gorgeous & stunning her beauty will never be matched. Beautiful inside and out. She is intelligent, strong, kind & witty. She has the most amazing hair & her smile will light up a room at thousand watts. She's fun to be around. Her best quality is that she wants to make you happy. She'll have you laughing until you cry. The nature of her soul which runs deep means that your secret is always safe with her - she'll never tell another soul. Easy to get on with you'll instantly have a deep connection. She's your soul mate for life. The light of anyone's life you'll be blessed to know her. Persephone is honest, open, truthful, the most beautiful, gregarious person you'll be truly blessed to know. Never let Linda go or loose her from your life. Keep her close, protect her beautiful nature, kind heart. Wrap her up safe in your arms. Love her & she will more than reward you. She'll enchant you in every way possible. It will break your heart to see her sad that all you will want to do is make her happy. Love her, protect her beauty, the joy & happiness she brings, that mega watt smile. Her dirty laugh, teasing & wild nature will send sparks through your entire body. She's dirty in bed. Sing to her, dance & she will sing & dance with you. She has many loyal devoted friends. Life is for living. She is like a lioness who will protect those that she loves. Never let her down and never let her go. Persephone is truly one in a million.

Persephone is simply perfect.

by sk8erboi69-_- July 30, 2021

Peraser

Its a pen with a eraser on the end

Hey check out my new invention, its a peraser!

by Floridaphysicalscinece August 26, 2022

John Persse

A best friend. A boyfriend. Someone who loves his best friend (as a best friend) and feels the need to tell her many many many times when he's black out drunk. He loves a hazy IPA, expensive sushi (even if its not great quality, as long as it's expensive and the ambience is hip), and a swish Patagonia clothing item.

Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."

A classic John knock knock joke:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there"

"A big dicked, sexy man"

"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"

by Poobumhead123404 March 11, 2020

the perserve family

whatever you do, don't look this up, this is sweet home Alabama on a whole new level I tell you

'Have you heard of the perserve family?"
".."

by izUwU-chan666 March 20, 2022

perseus

A really awesome classics resource, the only problem is it's never running right.

Professor: Cliff, why haven't you been to class for the past month?
Cliff: Sorry, Perseus hasn't been running straight, how do I get my translations?
Professor: Fair enough.

by Cliff Whitty April 23, 2007

Christian Persecution

What whiny right wing morons whine about anytime their criticized, thus showing they the contempt they have the first amendment of the US constitution. They will usually site the Roman Empire throwing christians to the lions as an example. Despite the fact that this was a punishment only handed to criminals and denying that early christians were arsonists and terrorists.

Christian Persecution is the excuse the right wing uses as an excuse to commit genocide against those not deemed white or christian enough.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 25, 2019

persephone

Persephone, some hot ass babe from The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions.

Whoa. Look at Persephone :O

by d3 August 17, 2003