perchild

An extremely politically correct variant of "person" introduced as an alternative to the use of "perdaughter" to appease women and because "person and/or perdaughter and/or other" is both cumbersome and offensive to the non-binary.

Person A: Honey, the postman just delivered the mail.

Perchild B: Two years ago we were told that the proper term is "postperson" because it was determined that the "postman" is offensive to women. Last year regulators realized that "person" is offencive to daughters so now must use "postperchild" otherwise we won't get any mail.

Person A: May I refer to him as Fred.

Perchild B: No. That is offensive to all people not named Fred.

Person A: But his name is Fred.

Perchild B: That's irrelevant. And, if you ever call me "honey" again I'm going to divorce you.

by Len Bakerloo January 8, 2019

penthousing

Maxing and relaxing in a penthouse, generally involving alcohol, drugs etc... but especially bad bitches. It is also a state of mind where the world is your oyster and you are looking down upon it, not just thinking you are better than the plebs below you, but knowing it.

OG "Broo what did you mean by penthousing last night?"

JC "Dawg it was like yachting, but on the top floor."

by Red rope man July 17, 2018

Parthi

Meaning - Queen
A Queen of your hearts, Parthi is a very sweet and cute name of the Hindu religion. She is sweet, caring, and trustable. She loves her friends and family. A topper in class, Parthi will make you proud. Overall naming your sweet girl Parthi is a very very good choice as it's not too old and sounds classy and has an amazing meaning.

Her name is Parthi

I really love Parthi

by Jolly Bean March 15, 2022

The Perch

To have one's chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. The percher must perch the perchee by surprise. Most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. It is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.

****CAUTION!!!!!*****
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.

Bar incident: Billy bumps into Johnny accidentally. Johnny, very mad, turns around and gives Billy The Perch. Billy knocks Johnny out. The end.

Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.

by Joric La Cox August 4, 2007

turkey perch

A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.

Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "

by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009

Partha

Such an awesome man, he has an awesome package, he will make u laugh till u fall, he is super loyal, he is liked by everyone, he is just simply awesome.

I was at a red light but Partha in the next car just drives in his zonda.

by bjhvklhfcljhgkjk December 15, 2017

perther

n. Sheep that has no apparent desire to follow the activities of the flock and thus, by extension, both a person ridiculed for not fitting in, and a free-thinking person who doesn't follow convention.

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Look at the bleeding perther with the funny wide hat!

You mean the fellow with no facial melanomas?

by gnostic 1 May 6, 2013