Perennial Dumbass

Someone who's an unrelenting, year-round dumbass. (See also deciduous dumbass.)

"Yeah, she just consistently makes the most moronic decisions, she's a perennial dumbass."

by Honeydew Melon Hater June 10, 2022

perdeed

a portmanteau of perhaps and indeed, but it's an oxymoronic term that is actually quite meaningless.

Chad: I just got broke my bench max record and set it to 500 lbs.

Mr. Soy: Perdeed

Chad: Shut up. What do you mean perhaps and indeed? Only indeed because I literally did just bench press 500 pounds at the gym. There is no uncertainty here that was insinuated by perhaps.

Mr. Soy: I'm sorry for my mistake. I became like this when my wife left me 2 years ago.

Chad: L + Bozo + Ratio

by awesomedefinitions69 November 11, 2022

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018

hundred percent used

To be killed after the job is done.

Do not take that job with the mafia, you are going to be hundred percent used.

by blue_panda November 19, 2018

lightyear percent

an amount greater than infinity

“i love you lightyear percent you sexy bitch”

by Sexyyyyyyy bitchhhhh September 2, 2020

Eleven-percenter

A term used to describe one who appears to be repeating the mainstream media talking points with complete confidence and sworn loyalty. These talking points are often said by such a person without challenging these talking points by their own thinking, and certainly not by other news outlets.

Do you have ANY idea what you’re talking about? Or are you just parroting that garbage like a good little eleven-percenter??

by Proggy Thief November 3, 2020