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Perched

Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.
I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game
by Perched April 1, 2017
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Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.
Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.
by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010
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Piercle

The large kosher dill pickles sold at movie theaters, skating rinks, and highschool basketball games. Usaly served in a paper hotdog basket.
Dis er be a good piercle doe.
by ToFeR October 9, 2006
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perceived value

Perceived value is an intangible measurement to define elitism or fortune. 1. A credit card company issues a black credit card by invitation only. A second credit card also issues a black credit card for a fee. Both cards are perceived value cards because they offer prestige for not apparent reason. 2. A leased luxury vehicle that is far too expensive to purchase. A perceived value car often sits unused for the final three months to avoid the fifty cent per mile surcharge.
"Bob placed his black credit card in plain sight before the waiter brought the check. The perceived value of the card inflated Bob's ego."

"Claire and her friends drove sixty miles from their perceived value gated community to Laguna Beach or lunch."

"Claire used her perceived value black credit card to cover lunch. Afterward, her friends laughed because she had the wrong type of black card."

"Thomas leased a $150K luxury coupe. He could barely make the payments, but the perceived value of the car turned lots of heads."
by FarFromThinken July 17, 2009
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Percepti Fidelis

Percepti Fidelis is Latin for "Busy Creating The Perception." Well known in the United States of America as the motto of underpaid tech workers who telecommute or work flexible schedules (flex schedules), this phrase, often shortened to Percepti Fi in telecommute contexts, has served as a slogan for many workers and entities, in many countries, dating at least as far back as the 20th century.
Upper management had a perception that Ted's telecommuting was unproductive and that he was never at his desk, so he got busy creating a "new perception" -- Percepti Fidelis!

Did you know tasks can be completed even if C-levels can't physically see you sitting at your desk? -- Percepti Fidelis!
by Gern Blanceton September 23, 2009
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percepton

She's just a few perceptons away from seeing the truth about herself.
by chintzy January 6, 2010
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Perflemamce

Perflemamce is when you are trying to use the word "performance" but your autism is too strong.
Jose: "I prefer the mustang 2018 perflemamce pack 7,000km $48000"

Juan: "Lol did you have a seizure midway through that sentence?"
by Swiggty Swooty July 31, 2018
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