1 percent

The elite, the cowards that laugh at us everyday for living a modern day slavery life in which we work hard labor that will keep the wheel spinning while they sit back and enjoy their trillions and infinite amount of dollars or other currencies. WAKE UP PEOPLE it's time we bring justice to this world and figure out what we can do so these fuckers will stop monopolizing the world and we can all be free from this modern day slavery!

It's fucked up that all these sheep are manipulated and controlled by the 1 percent so that they keep all the riches and goods while we fight for the scraps. slavery control revolution

by Puto Loco March 3, 2016

90 percent

It is said that 90% of men masturbate and 60% of women, due to a some study a few years ago. Or 90% of the people admit to jacking off and the other 10% just lie about it.

Jeez, he 90 percents all the time so he doesn't get anything done.

by Hugh Ghass December 1, 2007

Percentage

Money, revenue, profit. As in 'percentage of take'; points.

"There's ain't no percentage in shooting the guy."

by Dinar November 15, 2007

percentage advantage

The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.

by The wild wes January 17, 2015

Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

perceived value

Perceived value is an intangible measurement to define elitism or fortune. 1. A credit card company issues a black credit card by invitation only. A second credit card also issues a black credit card for a fee. Both cards are perceived value cards because they offer prestige for not apparent reason. 2. A leased luxury vehicle that is far too expensive to purchase. A perceived value car often sits unused for the final three months to avoid the fifty cent per mile surcharge.

"Bob placed his black credit card in plain sight before the waiter brought the check. The perceived value of the card inflated Bob's ego."

"Claire and her friends drove sixty miles from their perceived value gated community to Laguna Beach or lunch."

"Claire used her perceived value black credit card to cover lunch. Afterward, her friends laughed because she had the wrong type of black card."

"Thomas leased a $150K luxury coupe. He could barely make the payments, but the perceived value of the car turned lots of heads."

by FarFromThinken July 17, 2009

Percepti Fidelis

Percepti Fidelis is Latin for "Busy Creating The Perception." Well known in the United States of America as the motto of underpaid tech workers who telecommute or work flexible schedules (flex schedules), this phrase, often shortened to Percepti Fi in telecommute contexts, has served as a slogan for many workers and entities, in many countries, dating at least as far back as the 20th century.

Upper management had a perception that Ted's telecommuting was unproductive and that he was never at his desk, so he got busy creating a "new perception" -- Percepti Fidelis!

Did you know tasks can be completed even if C-levels can't physically see you sitting at your desk? -- Percepti Fidelis!

by Gern Blanceton September 23, 2009