When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.
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Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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Man, Sage was so hammered last night that I threw her an Indianapolis Nut Packer and she barely flinched!
by El Pablo Guapo Dos January 12, 2017
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by Mad shade December 16, 2016
Get the peaked in high school mug.For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.
Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:
Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.
Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".
Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.
Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".
by Sally Griffin September 14, 2008
Get the packer mug.A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.
Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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