Pari Patel 

Pari Patel, aka Pawi Pastel, Cottagecunt, as well as multiple other names given to her, is a friendly, claims to be a extrovert, and loves cottagecore (hence one of the nicknames). they are said to be mentally unstable, a Shaatam shipper, and a well known writer/artist/dancer/songwriter/baker enthusiast. they are currently in a divorce/marriage phase with Jessica Jones. Although not very well known, the well loved song named "What do you want to do Davis?" is also made by Pari Patel, but they go by the name "shaanie" instead.

Jessica Jones: Oh my god, you are literally so hot

Pari Patel: I will NOT be paying child support

Jessica Jones: aww darn.

- from popular series on youtube called Feet N' Friends

Pari Patel by Zeyepyr November 9, 2021

Cullen Patel 

A godlike person that many seem to forget is actually human.

God bless you... I mean Cullen bless you!

Cullen Patel by Gee I wonder February 26, 2005

Attacked by Patel 

Named after the scene in "Scott Pilgrim Vs the world" where one of the villains Matt Patel crashed into the club where Scott and his band was playing and then starts the first fight scene of the movie. The point in a movie, t.v series or videogame where the first few minutes or episodes are boring, average, or over all not impressive, but then something completely out of the blue happens and the rest is beyond anyone's first impressions.

The first thirteen episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood seemed like boring exposition and looked rushed, but when Bradley was carving up Greed like a turkey, this series was then Attacked by Patel.

At first Back to the Future seemed like an average movie. But the minute the Delorian hit 88mph, I knew I was just Attacked by Patel.

Attacked by Patel by Lor-D July 10, 2011

palash patel 

A great person.He is the best friend anyone can ever have i mean he really stikcs to the bro code and follow the bro code by barney Stinson.

A real caring person and apso handsome

he will mostly have less friends but all of friends are awesome than 1000 of friends combined.

Will mostly be the youngest person in the group and will be teased as a kid and

Hey palash patel your are legan (wait for it) dary. Legendary

palash patel by palashop June 30, 2021

Ravi Patel 

Absolute victim of life, general bellend but can be funny at times. Wonky glasses and a bit of a spastic but overall a nice dude.

"Not Jesus Christ, it's Ravi Patel"

Ravi Patel by Geoman2 May 16, 2018

Hiral Patel

just another patel to add to the list.

you know another saturday night strollin through the phone book when i reach the P's i finally find patel so im scrollin through and i was baffeled that i seen 50 patels in the area. i was like yo weed up?

Hiral Patel by steve October 28, 2003

samir patel 

An indian halo god who gets poon out of the ying yang. Samir's golden tounge of fury is able to reject spicey chemicals and turn it into milky goodness.

Man you really Samir Patel'd Halo while eating a bowl of chilis and getting laid.

samir patel by Nathan Reich April 20, 2008