parkering

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'

"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"

by YellowStoned November 26, 2016

Parker

Yeah I’m pretty cool.

Parker fan: Damn, he’s pretty cool...

by ParkerOfficial July 31, 2019

Parker

A very stupid, racist, homophobe. he calls everyone a monkey and constantly says the n word even though he’s white

B: oh no here comes Parker
J: oh jeez he’s racist

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi February 20, 2022

Parker

Can be a massive retarded person. Can be annoying and moves too fast in relationships . If i was you id never date a parker.

Girl 1: Who was that guy you just broke up with?
Girl 2: Oh thats parker hes retarded.

by kittykat200 April 10, 2019

Parker

A beautiful, kind , amazing person! She usually loves sport especially basketball. They also usally become best friends with Aubreys.

Parker is great

by Parkerdude May 21, 2018

Parker

A man who tends to have a "horse" related phase, due to his abnormally sized schlong and huge physique, which often leads him to identify as one. A Parker has a heart of gold and isn't afraid to show you his horse mask he keeps in his garage. If you love horses and mahoosive Willie's, this man is perfect for you.

Person 1: Whos that idiot with the horse mask and the huge package?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?

by DigBickSteven June 20, 2022

Parker

A fucking cancerous person who literally fucks your day right in the ass.

WOW !that kid is a fucking parker , always being annoying and shit.

by Linksor September 23, 2016