Parasite

An unborn child, or fetus.

The parasite was living off my food supply and causing me to have a growth on my abdomen.

by Kayla Pratt January 31, 2006

uterine parasite

an unplanned and unwelcome fetus.

Maude's period is late. I bet she has a uterine parasite!

by Anastasia Beeverhousen June 14, 2008

Parasite

An Unborn Baby Still Living In Its Mother

woman: im pregnant again...
Man: Oh, shit... is the parasite to old to have killed?

by Dann¥ June 3, 2007

ParasiteveLuntc

A slut who frequents the LUE Chat on AOL Instant Messanger for no fucking reason at all and gets on various screenames pretending to be the friends that she doesnt have.

Para got pregnant by a 54 year old black man.

by l33tblub0i July 8, 2003

parafilentinia

The gibberish used by ancient penguins named Andrews, and the Aztec Indians of Antarctica. It is also used in a song. This song is sang by Relient K, in a song named Gibberish.

They were talking about parafilentinia in front of us.

by Anonymous one hundred August 14, 2007

parfaited

when a mixture of yogurt and granola are thrown at your body

"dude, did you see matt get parfaited in the quad?

by mrrobato November 11, 2012

parasite

my girlfriend

Miranda is a parasite.

by porkasaurus rex April 5, 2017