Faux Pavant Garde

A subculture defined mainly by Mac Assholes. They not only feel that Apple products are superior but also wear semi-emo type clothing; a "trendy" style that is meant to be innovative and original, but in truth is standardized and grounded by the rehashing and leeching of stylists' efforts to copy one another. The members of the Faux Pavant Garde are well off financially, though it's not clear exactly what they do for income, if indeed they do anything at all, but they afford their over-priced clothing, Cube cars, computers and Starbucks coffee somehow. The Faux Pavant Garde value some form of creativity but tout themselves to be transgressive artists, or those who push people out of their comfort zones with their art. These efforts are rather unfounded because the worst they do is transgress on Faux Pas though consider themselves at the forefront of an Avant Garde; hence, Faux Pavant Garde. This subculture of Mac Assholes, or generously, people, is one that membership is not desired.

Some would say the Faux Pavant Garde is a mixture of chav and emo, how they do it, I don't know.

by He-Who-Questions-the-Answer July 19, 2009

panhandle

A monstrous, unforgettable erection.

Looking at Cindy always gives me this major panhandle.

by E. Normus Johnson February 12, 2003

Pavana

Is usually a person who is really quiet and doesn't have a social life. Also she acts like a mom in any friend group she is a part of and talks only with them.

Guy: My girl is so quiet when we are outside at the mall, but she talks with everybody when we meet our friends.
Guy: She must a Pavana!!

by KEVDAWGINDIANBOYHASCHOCCKEN October 14, 2017

Panman

A quasi-religious figure, Panman trawls parties, draining second-hand alcohol from cigarette laden bottles and mucky glasses into a saucepan and then imbibing.

1. Look, there's Panman drinking from a pan!

2. "Panman, monkey-boy, you hear it from the people in the town..."

by Dee Cee 66 March 27, 2009

Pavanjot

Probs coolest guy ever, however the girl who he likes and is talking to is grounded usually all the time.

I just met this guy and he is so Pavanjot

by powerade56 May 12, 2011

panman

1. n. a seductive, lusty wench who preys on enthusiastic sound and lighting butt-monkeys;idenitifed by attempted courteousness, super-couple societal status, denial of pansy-ism and slippery back.

n. pretty panman..walkin' down the street..pretty panman i'd liek to meet *crazy groping actions*
avd. she pointed at the grass-box panmanly

by LuKx June 19, 2004

panhandle baby

A child conceived during spring break, mainly in cities such as panama city. These children usually grow to be fuck ups and beat their spouse on the regular.

Yo dat man be fucking up.

Yea, dats a panhandle baby. He was born in either oklahoma, texas or florida. You know, a panhandle state.

by B & J inc. August 10, 2012