Pandemic Podge

You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"

Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.

by WildMatt May 6, 2020

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

Panama Sensation

The feeling that you get when your wet-suit rubs up against your......you know. A tickling kind of feeling.

I was wading throuhg the water and then I stopped and noticed the Panama Sensation in my wet-suit.

by Alexa Rae February 9, 2004

Panamanian

One of the most modern country in central America. Over 90% of the population can read and alot of people speak enlgish. Some of the most educated central american people. I would say infact the most. We dont come from the Tortilla Taco tribe...

Are you guys going to Panama to do some banking.

by tom June 22, 2004

pandemerrific

The thrill and excitement one gets from watching a pandemic disease unfold. An uncotrolled feeling or urge to wear a surgical mask while watching the news about a medical epidemic.

John felt "pandemerrific" at hearing the news that the swine-flu had spread.

by rma123 April 30, 2009

Pandemic Perfume

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.

“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”

by justanoldguy November 15, 2009

Panama City butt moustache

It's a tattoo on your lower back just above your butt crack. A.K.A. Tramp Stamp

OMG girl I love your new Panama City butt moustache.

Those shorts really show off your Panama City butt moustache.

by Southern "lady" December 13, 2012