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le pudge pandemique

How to make lightly of that extra 10-15-20 of le poids.
Ursie: I consumed five rather three chocochip cookies every night of the shut-in rather than my usual two — and that was after dessert. But c’est le pudge pandemique! C’est la vie!
Brittini: I grok it totally. I had to move to a 2x at Savage x Fenty—luckily Rocco doesn’t mind a bigger me as long as there’s black lace involved. He says he prefers le pudge pandemique.

“It was just mama and me every night for dinner,” says Panda. “Le pudge pandemique! Crested at 240 pounds.”
Jacko said, “I know, Good One, you’ve raved about her butter chicken, not to mention the naan! I envy your fat rolls. Evelynne and I were scared to step foot in Foodtown, so we ate grape nuts most nights. We’re skeletons.”
by Hifalutin! February 13, 2022
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Pudge

Pudge is the nickname for the character Miles in johns greens book Looking for Alaska now a show on Stan
Pudge loves Alaska
I know many last words. But ill never know hers -Pudge
by bobrossbutterflies November 13, 2019
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my pudge

verb.
1. the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
2. cute'z boot'z.
3. caring, loving, understanding, honest, funny, smart, open.
4. also my best friend.
5. an amazing kisser.
6. best warmest hugger.
7. cooky like me
8. great dirty mind. =
9. likes to play with my tongue ring.
10. owner of my heart.
11. doesn't smell like dead cats.
12. make's me smile when no else can.
13. like's animal skinned sports bra's, jean mini skirts, and, cherry red stiletto's.
14. would do anything to make me happy.
My pudge is better then yours.



ho jiz houdini Tony Danza mexi-hole boyfriend love josh banging old fart pedifile pervert boob virgin mary
by birdie maiy March 22, 2009
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Pudge

Pudge is the nickname for the character Miles in John Greens book Looking for Alaska now a show on Stan
Pudge loves Alaska
I know many last words. but ill never know hers. -Pudge
by bobrossbutterflies November 13, 2019
mugGet the Pudgemug.

Pudge

The fudgy creamy poop leftover on a mans dick after brutal anal.
Hey man, are you the guy that made that girl pudge?”
Perhaps
by StankyCooch October 31, 2019
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pudged

From the yaya - meaning you've been given a wonderful surprise gift. Named for the woman (Pudge) who is the best at giving surprise gifts!
I got home, checked my mail and guess what - i've been PUDGED!!!
by fedup June 25, 2003
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curry pudge

Slang term for someone who is fat because of their love for curry
E.g. Despite going to the gym five times a week, Pamal still has a curry pudge
by Jac0bL January 11, 2024
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