protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.

Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.

by prakkattack96 October 20, 2015

protein mask

A thick creamy substance milked from the penis,used to spread on one's face, generally after sex or jacking off.

'My girlfriend will love this natural protein mask'

by SwineyTodd September 19, 2014

The Protein Shake

When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.

How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?

Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong

by UncleKony September 12, 2018

protein car

A car made out of protein powder and gatorade that works.

I drove my protein car to the gym

by IsaacWhysic May 26, 2023

Protein Chemist

An expert at extracting protein (in the dirty way) aka being a slut

She is becoming a protein chemist

by New trends July 02, 2015

Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.

Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.

by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 26, 2019

add protein

A man cumming inside his sex partner during sex.
Referring to adding protein a beverage like a shake or smoothie.
The male egaculate is sometimes referred to in slang as being protein.

I'm about to cum baby. Do you want me to add protein to your body?

by "MADMAN" December 28, 2020