Evil Poptart

The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.

"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"

by Negative November 12, 2003

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pansexual poptart

The most amazing and ultimate comeback u can ever say to someone. The most elegant way of calling someone beneath you, annoying, or stupid overall.

sophia- “your stupid”
me- shut up u pansexual poptart”

by austin comire July 25, 2019

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Puking in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Last night Lindsey and I wanted to do the only thing she had never done, so we made a Mississippi Poptart.

by Alex Ant June 01, 2009

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When you pop open a bag of pop tarts. It is a use for all mankind.

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Person 1 :What’s your favorite vine?
Person 2 : Netflix and poptarts! What’s your favorite?
Person 1 : Omg that’s my favorite too! :)

by Random-memer May 20, 2021

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Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.

I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.

by Urinatorr July 30, 2018

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Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

by Spudkiller0803 December 09, 2009

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